much jackassery

someone bring me my checkbook so i can write this bitch a reality check

my dad with japanese tourists

they saw him and honestly thought he was michael jordan

all tall black guys = michael jordan

reconditechief:

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

SCUTTLE

the human reincarnation of sebastian the crab

reconditechief:

a-tolkien-for-your-thoughts:

xdroox:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

me on my way to steal your man

“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”

i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES

SCUTTLE

the human reincarnation of sebastian the crab

(Source: carlosbaila)

jason derulos first words: jason derulo

drunk-senpai:

yandere-sama:

ohh god. 

LMFAO

cuz fight and fuck mean the same thing

(Source: ghiraheeheeheem)

satu-art:

rockin out; alien babe #2

satu-art:

rockin out; alien babe #2

nerdjpg:

duh-heo:

manga*

nerdjpg:

duh-heo:

manga*

gerardgayofficial:

when u sing along to a song and then understand a metaphor

image

(Source: gerardgayofficial)

bowling alley carpeting

(Source: laughingsad)

lyssa-fer:

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

image

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got a little dog and I think it’s from Animal Crossing but I’m not sure

(Source: blackpowwer)

meowboii:

losenanitosverdes:

45oz-trvp:

lasergunsandcongodrums:

Girls at Afro Punk

GODESSES

I honestly think about this photoset a lot

The girl in the fourth photo has such pretty clothes and i basically just want to hug hur and bury my face in her hair it is just so perfectly fluffy

inquiringcharlie:

there are only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

fucking fuck 

this is fantastic