someone bring me my checkbook so i can write this bitch a reality check
my dad with japanese tourists
they saw him and honestly thought he was michael jordan
all tall black guys = michael jordan
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
the human reincarnation of sebastian the crab
|jason derulos first words:||jason derulo|
cuz fight and fuck mean the same thing
when u sing along to a song and then understand a metaphor
bowling alley carpeting
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I got a little dog and I think it’s from Animal Crossing but I’m not sure
Girls at Afro Punk
I honestly think about this photoset a lot
The girl in the fourth photo has such pretty clothes and i basically just want to hug hur and bury my face in her hair it is just so perfectly fluffy